Whore frost, lip rings, fairies, and ghosts

I was thinking about what to write in attempt to avoid all real work and I came up with a fair list:
1.Whore frost
2.Lip rings
3.Fairies
4.Ghosts
Now, I know what you are really wondering..."what the hell is whore frost...she made that up." I did no such thing. With my hands on my hips and my reading glasses perched on the edge of my nose, I explain, "whore frost is when ice grows up out of the ground like a flower...well, really there is no good way to describe, here is a picture."

This whore frost, sometimes mistaken for 'hoe frost,' just blankets the mountains in the Smoky Mountain National Park.

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I am sorely mistaken...though this is incredibly lamer than whore [hore] frost...this picture is apparently just a picture of "ground frost." [w]hore frost is indeed ice that looks like what is viewed in the picture above but jets off trees and other plant life...

This blog post just became incredibly boring, I apologize.