Reasons I never worked "fast food."

2. Food is never supposed to be "fast," if your food is fast, its heart is probably still beating and you should put it back on the grill.

3. I walked into McDonalds the other day and could not help but notice no one was working who weighed under 250lbs. My bones are too little for all that.

4. I don't look good in hats.

5. I have microwaved enough living in the dorms for a lifetime.

6. I am a firm believer in not knowing where your food comes from isn't always a bad thing.

7. "I want A WHOPPER NO ONION!!!!"

8. I just can't imagine carrying out my childhood dream of being a McDonald's fry girl.

9. I am already too qualified with a High School degree.

10. I believe I am going to college to AVOID working in a fast food restaurant.