Saturday, September 6, 2008

One touch knockout

If you haven't heard of "Chi ko," you need to watch more youtube.

I think it is entertaining that Dillman's reasoning behind why Chi ko didn't work on an 8th degree blackbelt is because he held his tongue in his mouth wrong. I am going to try this Cho ko and when a large man jumps me from behind on the streets, I am not going to scream for help, I will be saying "Uhm, sir, can you relax your tongue and lay it flat in your mouth please?"

On another note, the reason I bring this crap up is because I was watching UFC on Spike last night. I have a sick passion for seeing grown men throw themselves at each other only to get the shit beat out of them. Hey now, it is not different from men getting excited while watching women wrestle in green jello. Anyway, two men, an officer in the croatian army and a huuuuuuge hispanic man were locking into the cage together. They started out throwing a few punches and one kick each. Then-- out of no where the Croatian is on the bottom, his eye is cut and for 2 minutes, is barely defending himself. The referee seperates and stands them both back up. Less than 30 seconds later, the huuuuuuge guys leg leaps out of no where and BAM-- contact with the croatians temple. The croatian is down for the count. The worse thing was that while the poor man is falling, his ankle curled under his leg that is the size of my head and snapped in half. Ouch.
I wonder what would have happend it the coatian used Chi ko.

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